Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: My teachers told me I'd never amount to anything because I procrastinate. I told them, "Just you wait!"

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark? So he nose when to stop reading.

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: Where do crayons go on vacation? Colorado!

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: Where did the sheep go on vacation? To the Baaaahamas! This Dad Joke was texted in by Joan

Here is today's Dad Joke brought to you by Nutters Everyday Naturals - Melfort: Why did the M&M go to college? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!