Here is today's Dad Joke: What did one flag say to the other? Nothing. It just waved!

Here is today's Dad Joke: What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? "Show me the honey!"

Here is today's Dad Joke : Did you hear about the calendar thief? She got twelve months; they say her days are numbered.

Here is today's Dad Joke: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after dinner? He went back four seconds.

Here is today's Dad Joke: What starts with a P, ands with and E, and has thousands of letters in it? Post office!